Collection I

Society
Fu*kers

Five tiers of escalating absurdity. Starting at $1,000 — because mediocrity is expensive — up to $10,000,000 for the one person with a god complex and the receipt to prove it.

✦ Pricing is intentional. If it gives you heart palpitations, close the tab.

GOD TIER$10,000,000.00

One shirt. One legend.

OBSCENE$1,000,000.00

For those who've run out of ways to waste money.

DELUSIONAL$100,000.00

Your accountant is already calling.

WANNABE$10,000.00

You think you belong here. Maybe.

PEASANT PREMIUM$1,000.00

Our "affordable" tier. Still more than your rent.